Hey Guys,

I'm pretty new to this whole blog thing so I decided to make a nice list of my favorite ways to humiliate people in FPS games. Now I understand that not everyone will agree and that it really depends on the game a lot of times, but either way its just a fun list so please enjoy.

1. Knife/Melee: Lets face it, there is nothing better than good ol' fashioned beat down. Whether its getting a good knife in that back or a rifle butt too the face, there are few things more fulfilling in this world than knocking someone out point blank with a perfectly executed melee attack. If you are really fancy, you like to jump off exorbitantly high places and land on people with that melee button ready for some face smashing.

2. Sticky Grenade: Although the sticky grenade is not used in many games outside of Halo or Modern Warfare 2, it is still one of the coolest ways to own some noobs. The feeling you get when you stick someone from across the map has to be something similar to how Bruce Lee felt when he pulled out Chuck Norris's chest hair in the movie "Way of the Dragon". However, thats not all there is to it, sometimes your hopeless target is stupid enough to run into a group of his buddies to reward you with even more kills.

3. No Scope Sniper: So you finally fought your way up to that pesky sniper and you are just starting to unload that machine gun clip all over his face when something peculiar happens, he simply looks directly at you, at lets that 50 caliber man killing machine unleash one bullet in you without even trying to aim. When this happens to you, it is definitely humiliating. Many times have I almost broken various household items due to this humbling experience. But you know when you are the one Insta-Pwning people with your badass no scope skills that is a very rewarding experience.

4. 1 Bullet, 2 Kills: Oh yes, the classic two birds with one stone. Indeed a very satisfying end to a couple noobs lives. You know those two guys are thinking to themselves, "Why do people always have follow me around and stuff!?" Although these kills usually happen by accident and occur without any planning of the player, they are still totally awesome because its as if the other players are so bad they are just handing you an extra frag.

5. Assisted Suicide: You and I both know that using that rocket launcher to launch some noobs over the edge of a massive cliff is a pretty creative and rewarding use of explosive weapons. Or even just shooting someone as they jump off a ledge that they would normally live through but due to the extra damage from your gun, they couldn't quite make it. All in all, when this happens, you know that other player is getting frustrated. Personally, I feel that it is hilarious.

Well thats it for my list. Please post your feedback, I would love to see what humiliating kills you guys have gotten in the past or ways you have been humiliated. Hope you enjoyed reading my list.

Thanks,

Conor "SuccaMC"

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