I notice my profile is lacking in emblems. What do I have to do to get a lil' emblem love going on? Every profile I scan, I see them staring at me, mocking me as if I am underserving of such a shiny, meaningless 38x38 graphic.

Well, I WANT ONE, DAMNIT! I may not be as popular, or post as frequent as others, but I don't want to be popular. lol. These little insignificant pixels of pleasure are giving me a conscience that I never had before. I want to grasp it's toxic hues as it displays brightly under my rank and username.

Oh, GS emblems, why has thoust forsaken me?