I have a new get rich quick scheme. Well, actually, its not really new (ok before i go on anymore im gonna completely disregard proper grammar because im in lazy mode). Its not new because i never had one before. Wait...yes that would mean it is new also. Or, rather, i should have just said "I have a get rich quick scheme!" and saved myself typing a paragraph.

Right. I bet your dying to know what it is now, are'nt ya? actually i bet you arent. because if you were (getting lazier...no caps :O) then that would mean your health is slowly declining, hence, dying. Thats stupid though. Why would you be dying just because you wanted to know something? Its not like knowledge is a tangible thing, and you need a specific...piece of it to live or continue living. ..... Or do you? Hmmm, what if as a baby you NEEDED to learn things, things like how to walk and talk. And, if you didnt, you would DIE! That would suck, and makes me glad, for one, to be able to do such things.

On the topic of knowledge, what if your brain isnt an organ after all, but all your knowledge in a tangible form? That would just be flat out weird. And like in that movie Hannibal, where (dont read if your squeamish:o) he cuts the guys head up and eats his brain, what if by doing that hes actually gaining all the knowledge in that...slice? He could become that guy by eating all his memories!! I can see it now, "Hannibal III: Revenge of all the guys who hannibal ate because they can control him because he ate parts of their brains", or "Hannbial: A new one" because i dont know if theres a hannibal II.

So, still alive i see. Not dead from dying to know my GRQ scheme? See how clever i am, using acronyms like that, its a new level of laziness! Anyways, ill give u a clue. See the title of this entry? Thats right! The missing J! But Superbob, I hear you ask (again, impossible, but oh well), what J are we talking about here?" Well I will answer you - Think if something that begins with J, when missing that J, forms my new product. Think! Think all the way to the next paragraph!

Thats right: JELLO. I will take over the factory and get Bill Cosby to advertise my new product, Ello. In case you didnt know, Bill Cosby is why Jello is slash was so popular.

............. Wow where was I? Oh right, Cosby. Ok...um..my train of thought kinda derailed back there. Ok collecting my thought...breathing....blowing the train of thoughts whistle....ok im back! So, right, Cosby will advertise Ello and I will become a millionaire. This is because all i will have to do is erase the J! hence the title, "the missing J". Although SOME people don't believe in me, i believe in me, and thats what my mom said counts.

If your still with me, and didnt get lost in that excuse for a comprehensible paragraph, then read on. Actually, theres nothing more!!! HAHHAHA i fooled you! Oh man im good. :) <-- thats me right now, the smiley face. Yeah im yellow, so what? You got a problem with my black mouth too? Just because i dont have a 'PROPER' face or 'PROPER' common sense, or proper anything else doesnt mean you can make fun of me. Hmm.....actually, it kinda does doesnt it? ah well, nothing I can do, unless you leave your complete mailing address below (DO IT) ill never find you or know who you are! So, Bye.

Well I've been sick for the past 3 + 1.43 days and let me tell ya, its not a good feeling. Because if it was I would'nt be complaining. Nope. In fact, if getting sick felt good everyone would be going around coughing on each other and sneezing all over doorknobs and letting bugs crawl all over their kitchens or even eating raw potatoes. (un) fortunatley, getting sick does suck, but I have been out of school since wednesday. However, this other school near by don't even have school this week which is unfair and unrelated so I don't know why I said however but I did so deal with it. Im bored. Im going to sing a song. lalallalala. ...... Well that didnt work. Im still bored. How about you sing me a song? Yeah. Whoever is reading this owes me a song.

So this weekend is one of those new fashioned (as opposed to old fashioned of course) long weekends. Thats great. Im really excited. [/sarcasm]. I have no plans and I think about everyone I know is going away even my parents + sister. I'd almost rather be at school. But not quite. Speaking of school, lets not talk about school. I probabley have tons of homework due tomorrow that I don't know about because I was sick and then teachers like "well you should have used your psychic powers to KNOW what the homework was" and then i'll be like "but your crazy I have no such powers" and then he'll be like "you only think you don't now go out in the hall so I can lock you out of class again" and then heres the part where I walk out and he locks the door on me (again) because this happened last class except it didn't and I made that all up. Im wondering what the point of writing this is, whos actually going to read it? I doubt more than 1.63 people will because probabley no one is going to bother actually coming here.. Now, I can hear you thinking, "how can there be .8 of a person? Your crazy!". All I have to say is, if I say I can hear you thinking things than I must be in fact totally crazy indeed. Especially because I don't even know who you are and i'm on a computer so I couldnt hear you talking out loud let alone thinking.

Speaking of marshmallows, I had a really awesome one yesterday that tasted like a cloud. That's right, it tasted exactly like a bunch of water droplets because actually it wasn't a marshmallow but a glass of water. Isn't that weird? Next time you have a glass of water you can think, "Hey, i'm drinking a cloud!!!!" Just don't think it so loudly that I would be able to hear it because then I will think im crazy again. This is getting pretty long. Speaking of long, you know what else is long? Guess. That's right, the Lord of the Rings. Seriously, who makes a movie that long? Its like two hours plus 439589 and its all just "hey my name is little hobbit and I have a ring that i need to burn because if i dont an evil army of computer rendered enemies are going to do something bad to me my friends and everyone in the world, and speaking of the world which planet is this? where am I? are there more people in this whole movie than hobbits and dead guys?" Don't get me wrong I did like it, just not the 34th time I saw it. Or, rather, I wouldnt like it the 34th time because I only saw it once. I think I saw the second one twice though.

That was weird, I started talking about the Lord of the Rings. ah well it must be all the germs getting to my brain. Wouldn't that be weird if there was a disease that had germs that were 'smart' and they went into your brain and took it over and started contolling you? Actually erase 'wouldnt that be weird' with 'did you know' and 'germs' with 'mcdonalds advertising'. I hate those commercials. I hate em i hate em i hate em! But i know their secret and they will never get to me. Yes! I will be the lone survivor. In 34.613 years when the McDonalds empire takes over the world, I will be there to fight it. Afterwards there will be a movie about me too, starring a 60 year old Johnny Depp (just because hes in everything now and its not gonna change anytime soon) and it will be called something cool, like, "McDonalds goes down just because I am so awesome' or even "The story of how I am so awesome that he took McDonalds down because hes awesome". Its going to make millions and i'll be rich so go see it. You better get my autograph soon too because I may run out later. Time to give me money to make me stop writing! Ready? GO! ...... :( Im not getting any money.......... Well I guess that means you want me to keep going! Yay I feel loved!

Actually too bad because I need to save some for next time so, this is goodbye. Say hi, goodbye! Goodbye is 32 and lives in his parents basement. Well, cya never! Or if I do see you, then...forget I said that...and...well actually your probabley all better off forgetting I said anything this whole time.

This is my journal! This is my firt entry so I don't really know whats what in this feature yet, but it seems pretty cool. I guess if you are here your interested in my games or something...Im quite knowledgable about videogames especially for my age which I prefer to keep to myself. So feel free to ask any questions or anything you want I guess.

Hmm as for videogames, well about twice a week my friends come over and we play Halo (theres about 10 people that come over at once usually) and I beat them all, it's usually 3 on 1 (one being me). We can't wait for Halo 2!