Choose Your Destiny Game 11 - April Fools mix-em-up Edition :D

You and your friend walk into a bar, you are not sure why, but you are just going along with what your friend is doing. You go in, and sit down a stool next to your friend. The Bartender very generously offers both you and your friend a drink on the house. You both accept. Your friend receives an ordinary alcoholic beverage, but your drink doesn't look quite right. It doesn't look like any drink you have ever seen, it is light green and is glowing! What do you do?

Don't drink it, or any other drink for that matter
[spoiler] You decide to go fishing with Scorpion. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and Scorpions spear really makes a good fishing rod! However his taunt of "Get Over Here!!" scares away most of the fish you are trying to catch. Your fishing trip ends with Scorpion catching loads of fish, and you catching none... [/spoiler]

Ask for another drink
[spoiler] You decide to shake Chuck Norris's hand, and it was the best feeling ever. You felt power like nothing you ever imagined, as if you became immortal. Little did you know, that it came with a price, and the universe was now altered. Every Chuck Norris joke, meme and picture, was replaced by you. You became the new Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris, as far as the public was concerned, didn't exist. [/spoiler]

Drink it anyway
[spoiler] Reluctantly, you gave the person this mysterious drink, not knowing what effects it may hold on them. Surprisingly, the drink did nothing. After that, the 2 friends walk out of your bar, and you never seen them again. [/spoiler]