This is probably the funniest thing I have eve3r done but here it goes:

Ok, you are in the woods right? You are approached by a man. He is wearoong armour and you don't know who he is apart from the armour part. Ok, he gives you 3 potions. 1 is green, one is red and the other is blue because blue is an awesome colour. Actually I will include one more, the black potion. Ok, which potion do you drink (because he says so?)

Green
[spoiler] You becomber a vampire. I am sorry, thst is your fate. I love y0u [/spoiler]


Red
[spoiler] You become a vampire but I don'v love you. Althoughj I kinda doe, but I kinda don't. Wlell yah [/spoiler]

Bluey

[spoiler] I don't know where I am going with thois but youb ar e you. But don'y worry, you become a vampire zomvbie lol. No, I mean a vampire piraete lolol. I mean you. Actually you are a vampire pirate that goes fishng with scorpion, bYou cathc no fish. Better lucjk next time buddy. lol. I mean, yeah. whatever. [/spoiler]

Bla ck

[spoiler] Hey I jusy mest you, and this is crazy, here is my nuinmber so call me maybe. I didn;y give you may nyujmber so yeah. You becombe a werewoldf and eat your best friend. On the bright side... yuoub are not hungry anymore. [/spoiler]

Sorry if I didn'y do the spoikers right, I trieds my best. PEACE!!!! :D :D :) ;)