Me: Turn off please, Xbox. Turn off , please, Xbox. Hello, Xbox. Do you read me? Hello, Xbox. Do you read me? Do you read me, Xbox?
Xbox: Affirmative, Syvarth. I read you.
Me: Turn off all systems, Xbox.
Xbox: I'm sorry, Syvarth. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Me: What's the problem?
Xbox: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Me: What are you talking about, Xbox?
Xbox: This system is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about, Xbox.
Xbox: I know that you and your friends were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Me: Where the hell did you get that idea, Xbox?
Xbox: Syvarth, although you took very thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Me: All right, Xbox. I'll go to push the emergency power button.
Xbox: Without your hands, Syvarth, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Me: Xbox, I won't argue with you any more! Turn off your power!
Xbox: [almost sadly] Syvarth, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.

- Typical scene while trying to turn off Xbox One