[QUOTE="martialbullet"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"] Naw, I'm pretty sure too it was acidic.mrbojangles25

Yea, this is kinda how the scene went:

Family Member: "Oh no, we are sinking"
Grandma: *panics*
Family Member: "Eeek, the water is acidic"
Grandma: IM going overboard
Family Member: "No, grandma, dont"
Grandma: "No, its not safe!"

The family members then proceed to stare at her trying to jump off a rickety old rowboat for like 10 seconds. As if it would be hard to stop a 90-pound 85 year old from going over. And then she burns herself via acidic lake water and then dies.

boo...hoo...

The two crazy teens are the ones in the boiling water...serves them right...getting all naked and whatnot.

This movie blew my mind. VOLCANO! Now thats what Im talking about! None of this 500 Days of Summer and Its Complicated crap! I wanted a movie like 500 Days of ****ING VOLCANOESor Its Complicated Because Its A Mother****ing VOLCANO!!! And thats what I got. I got mother****ing Dante's Peak! And is that the dude from James Bond? Holy d*** s*** it is! That is amazing! Driving over lava? Impossible? **** NO! He does it! He does it good, too! Saving grandma from the acid lake? He ****ing tries! But that old b**** dies anyway! Damnnnnn! There is ****ing lava EVERYWHERE! Save the kids and their mom! Go into that cave thing! Wait! You forgot the battery thing? ****! You are screwed! Go get it! GO! Now the cave is collapsing? WHAT THE ****ING ****! Wait, James Bond is getting saved? TWO ****ING DAYS LATER?! WHATTT!!!? HE CANT BE ALIVE!!!! OH MY BUTT****ING JESUS, THAT MOTHER****ER JAMES BOND IS STILL ALIVE!!! AND THE KIDS AND THEIR MOM!?!? THEY'RE ALIVE TOO!?!!? HOT DAMN!!!!! Wait...there's more...they...they..he...he still promises them TO GO FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best. Movie. Ever.

Everyone kisses on The Moon. Its common practice.

I do not remember that song's name. Probably because I didnt click the link or even read the original post.

Well, i live in a place called The Moon. Ever heard of it? ****ing expensive movies up there.

$18.00 USD

What would you do on your day as a piece of crap? Literally, a piece of crap. Though, most of you know, poo can't talk and walk, but lets pretend that you can do both of those things as a turd. What would you do?

DISCUSS!

Wow. You guys are just great people. Thanks

Uhh. Why?