I just got back from a trip to chicago, and happened to come across a few Sean Connery fans who had seen some of the other jokes i posted online. So, they gave me a few of their own, and i cam up with a few.

"Extinct" is a synonym for "pissed off Sean Connery" in websters thesaurus.

Sean Connery knows where the beef is.                       

(you have to understand those old commercials that ask "Wheres the beef?" to get this one.)

Darth Vader may be Luke Skywalker's father, but Sean Connery is Darth Vader's father.

Sean Connery has a fan club. We know it as the FBI.

I'm working on a few more right now, but i need to find the best wording. Look for more soon!!