Sean Connery ate Saddam Hussain and Osama Bin Laden, then crapped out a counter-terrorist squadron that proceeded to hunt down Steve Irwin for saying "Crikey!" so much.

Sean Connery invented steroids to give everyone else a chance.

George Bush found no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Sean Connery was taking a break from terrorist hunting in Germany - nazi hunting.

Thats all fokes, till next time!