Tails82 and Laharls began their fight, and Laharls did not hesitate to invade Tails82's board:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=567611&topic=48819486

Tails82 retaliated by seizing Laharls' board:

http://laharlswrath.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=24

The fight resulted in a tear in the space-time continuum. Tails82 agreed to a compromise: in exchange for becoming Laharls' vassal, he received 82 prinnies and the opportunity to train.

Training was tough, but Tails82 quickly advanced. He still had much to learn, however...

Tails82 continued to collect 82nd posts, succeding on some attempts, but failing in others. Tails82 soon discovered he had absorbed the life energy of 19 82nd posts. But little did he know his enemies were still conspiring against him...

Tails82: An 82nd post! Oh boy! A winner is me!

*bump* oof! Hey, watch it! I'm trying to get 82nd post here!

Laharls: What? I was trying to help you get to it, but it looks like someone posted right before I did. Looks like you missed your mark. Better luck next time...

Tails82: I need those posts to survive! Can't you give it to me?

Laharls: Sorry. Once an 82nd post has been absorbed, it's gone. There's no wayto get it back.

Tails82: Wait a minute...you're working for Shadowmaster, aren't you? Well, if you think you can steal any more 82nd posts from me, prepare to be destroyed!

Laharls: (Who is this guy?)

...Fine. If you want a fight, you got it...

And so, Tails82 set out on his epic quest to recover 82 82nd posts. His count had gone up in a few days, and he was rather happy. But suddenly...

http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss300/Tails82x/firstmissed82ndpost.jpg?t=1238450165

Shadowmaster: Sorry Tails82, but this 82nd post is all mine! Muhahahahaaa!!

Tails82: You little...YOU LITTLE!!!

Shadowmaster: I'll be seeing you again, Tails. Ciao!

*retreats back into the shadows*

Tails82: Hmmm...looks like I have myself an enemy...

Today I ate pretzels. I got thirsty, as expected.

Yesterday something terrible happened. I was all alone, minding my own business on GameFAQs when all of a sudden, my rabies flared up. Bad. I found myself making absurd declarations, I even declared I was ruler of the world and would throw anyone who opposed me into the pit, which buuuuuuurns! I felt all numb and woozy, and as I looked in the mirror, I realized what had happened. I had become Weretails. I quickly broke into my emergency stash of pretzels in an attempt to change myself back. They worked, but made me thirsty. The only true cure for my rabies is a steady stream of 82nd posts to feed on, and even then, it is only temporary. If anyone knows any topics on Gamefaqs. that have 81 posts, please alert me. I need 82nd posts, as they give me life energy and prevent me from turning into the monstrosity that is Weretails.

Tails82 was recently sold a Tails clone by NME_Enterprises. Unfortunately, this clone only had one tail and bit Tails82 twice, giving him an uncurable, mutated strain of rabies. To survive, he must feed on 82nd posts and drain their precious life energy. These pretzels are making him thirsty, but his rabies makes him fear water. The only way to end the thirstiness caused by a pretzel summon is to successfully summon some Volvic Revive. THESE! PRETZELS! ARE! MAKING! ME! THIRSTY!