Yesterday something terrible happened. I was all alone, minding my own business on GameFAQs when all of a sudden, my rabies flared up. Bad. I found myself making absurd declarations, I even declared I was ruler of the world and would throw anyone who opposed me into the pit, which buuuuuuurns! I felt all numb and woozy, and as I looked in the mirror, I realized what had happened. I had become Weretails. I quickly broke into my emergency stash of pretzels in an attempt to change myself back. They worked, but made me thirsty. The only true cure for my rabies is a steady stream of 82nd posts to feed on, and even then, it is only temporary. If anyone knows any topics on Gamefaqs. that have 81 posts, please alert me. I need 82nd posts, as they give me life energy and prevent me from turning into the monstrosity that is Weretails.