A couple of days ago, i went into blockbuster to see if they had any wii points cards, what i found amazed me, i went round to the DVD collection and found... Bloodrayne! (Dun dun dun!!!) if you don't know what Bloodrayne is then you don't care, but basically its about this half-vampire who wants to kill her father and his children for murdering her mother.

I didn't even have to read the title to know what it was, the woman on the front looked like she'd recently dyed her hair red, bought a prostetute leather looking outfit thingy, and had a fetish for big knives. Overall, she looked a lot like Rayne (the main character) but of course, she was real, and making a film based on a game just doesn't work.

So i looked at the back just to measure how S*** it actually was. I was actually offended by the sheer idiocy of it. Please, if you see this movie, know that its actually a movie-game tie in; so take caution!