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D'Addario Medium Phosphor Bronze for acoustic

Ernie Ball Power Slinky for electric

wiiforever25

ernie balls suck. they break easily

They last as long as anything else. Maybe you have a bur on your saddles? 

Confusious says, "Man who goes to bed with ichy butt, wakes up with stinky finger."PercivalCox

That's not a joke :/ 

I have a good one, but it's long. But please trust me, it's worth the read.

There was this cave man and he woke up one morning starving to death. So he went outside to go hunting and foraging for food. He ventured all day with his spear and didn't find any game. He cross a great plain, a vast river, and a lush forest. Finally coming to an apple tree. He grunted in pleasure and picked all the apples he could carry and packed them back to his cave. It took him half the day to get there, so he spent the rest of the daylight hours getting back to his cave.

Once he got to his cave, he ate until his belly was full, throwing all the apple cores into a pile in the back of the cave, and fell happily asleep.

The next morning he awoke starving again. Remembering this apple tree, he ventured half the day across that great plain, vast river, and lush forest and arrived at the place where the tree stood. But this time it wasn't an apple tree... it was a peach tree!

Being a little confused, but not minding, he picked all the peaches he could carry and made the half-day trek back to his cave. Once he got back to his cave he sat down and ate all the peaches and threw all the peach pits into a pile beside the apple cores in the back of his cave. With his belly full he went to sleep.

The next morning came, and yet again he was hungry. So he went back to that tree he found... crossing that great plain, vast river, and lush forest, he came to the tree. Yet this time it wasn't an apple tree OR peach tree. It was a walnut tree. Being confused, he picked all the walnuts he could carry and made the half day journey back to his cave.

After getting to his cave he sat down to eat the nuts, but he couldn't figure out how to get the shell open! He gnawed at them and clawed at them but just couldn't get the hard nut shells off. So he threw the walnuts in the back of the cave in a big pile beside the apple cores and peach pits.

He went to bed hungry that night.

When the morning came he awoke to a chattering sound. He looked over and he saw a squirrel on top of the walnut pile happily munching away at his nut bounty. The caveman stood up in a rage and yelled, THOSE ARE MY NUTS, SQUIRREL!

And you know what the squirrel said?...

...squirrels can't talk. 

George A. Romero. Zombie movies scare the hell outta me. All other movies I'm fine with, but zombie flicks really get to me. :?tomxizor

You know why? It's the sense of being totally outnumbered and having nowhere to hide. I'm terrified of zombies, too. :(