So there I am sitting on the bus, everything is normal... normal except a particular woman's toes. I had happened to turn my head downwards and what did I see? I saw the most freakishly abnormal big toe I've ever seen in my life. This thing was bent 5 different ways, I'm not joking, I was actually counting. The woman was draped across three seats, one leg extended across the seats, that one was normal but the one that was on the ground, resting in her Corona sandals was FUBAR. Please people, if you have toes like that keep them covered.