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#1 Tequila_Zaire
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Peach...I live in the peach. The sweet, fuzzy, delicious peach.

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[QUOTE="N3MO"][QUOTE="ferrari2001"]just like this  KittyKat
More like that's what it looks like after a Pirate ship finds it.

Yeah! My cannons are all fired up just looking at that image!

Yo ho yo ho a pirate life for meeeeeeeeeeee
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Ninja's can't sail. They need no ship...they can do what their ilk always do...hide in the dark cause they are too afraid to attack REAL MEN AND WOMEN...ARRRRGGGGGG.

Also they would get sea sick and possibly slip on their own vomit.

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[QUOTE="Tequila_Zaire"]Yes, drinking contests and who can look the most like a mermaid contests are in order...also any naked running around MUST NOT BE DURING A BATTLE...while it was good fun last time you did it Kat I lost focus and accidentally shot a cannon at Pete...or Legless Pete as we now call him.

Damn fine cool that one.

KittyKat

But it confuses the enemy.... and I see no issue with having a "nude" deck.

All right but if I shoot my cannon at the wrong person again...not my fault ;P Though we must institute a weight limit on the nude deck...BIG FAT PETE is something none of us should have to see nude. Again.
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Well we can take hostage actors who play pirates...we can also beat up those Magic The Gathering geeks and take their cars for money...same to all those Twilight fans. We'll kindnap all those little vampires till Hollywood pays us big $$$.

We can even go one step beyond and finally do I, PIRATE my autobiography/musical/cooking show.

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[QUOTE="Tequila_Zaire"]

Well being a swashbuckler of amazing talent and skill...I'll resign myself to the Capt. quarters and spent my days drinking, cheating at cards, counting me gold coins, talking to Billy The One-Eyed Ninja Hating Parrot, and playing "Find the hidden treasure" with lovely Kitty Kat...oh and someone get me a cabin boy to clean my blood stained boots.


ALSO...Ninjas can't sail around the known world doing dasterdly deeds. That makes them suck by default. We'll hang one of dem PJ wearing silly things from the yard arm. We can use their cute little weapons as toys we hand out to pirate kids during pirate christmas.KittyKat

I like this idea of "pirate Christmas", also tequila drinking contests are in order amongst the officers! ... not like we can afford it for EVERYONE...

WHAT?!?! MY HTML IS NOT WELL FORMED?!?1 I WILL SHOW YE WELL FORMED! /kicks forums with pirate boot(tm)

Yes, drinking contests and who can look the most like a mermaid contests are in order...also any naked running around MUST NOT BE DURING A BATTLE...while it was good fun last time you did it Kat I lost focus and accidentally shot a cannon at Pete...or Legless Pete as we now call him.

Damn fine cook that one.

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Pirates play only ONE kind of music....DISCO. Disco Sea Shanties
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Well being a swashbuckler of amazing talent and skill...I'll resign myself to the Capt. quarters and spent my days drinking, cheating at cards, counting me gold coins, talking to Billy The One-Eyed Ninja Hating Parrot, and playing "Find the hidden treasure" with lovely Kitty Kat...oh and someone get me a cabin boy to clean my blood stained boots.


ALSO...Ninjas can't sail around the known world doing dasterdly deeds. That makes them suck by default. We'll hang one of dem PJ wearing silly things from the yard arm. We can use their cute little weapons as toys we hand out to pirate kids during pirate christmas.

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#9 Tequila_Zaire
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Dangerous Waters is a navel warfare sim...and a very difficult one to jump into at that. Unless you like sims it may be a bit much and it's not an RTS at all.

While there are a few Navel Warfare Simulators (like the age old Harpoon series) no RTS on the market has really captured or been able to effectively translate the notoriously difficult factors of Modern Naval combat. Sucks huh?

The closest you're gonna get is sci-fi stuff really...and in that respect one has great things to choose from.

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I own both and gotta say...the 360 wins out. In terms of graphics...you can get it to look a BIT better...this was clearly a game designed for the console and ported late in development. The lack of widescreen support sucks though 3rd party hacks are available that unfortunately don't fully work in terms of the HUD. Other minor issues pop up though control is not one of them...think of this like the Brothers in Arms series...the way you shoot and the heavy focus on cover makes it so with or without a mouse you're not really changing the nature of the firefights much.

The PC version is CHEAP nowadays so it's not a bad deal really...thankfully the new patches have fixed other lil problems but its still not as polished as the 36o version strangely enough.