"Worst...list...EVER!"

We all know G4 is a huge embarrasment to gaming, and the only person there with any credibility at all there finally quit, and yet even still this list was well beyond just being a epic fail. Just like all these top lists they can never decide to actually go with what actually is the best games or what was the most revolutionary, or of course just add games based on what sold the most and what they think people want to hear on top of that, this list took that to a severe degree of inconsistent crap.

So basically you got things like Portal being on the list yet not the far superior Portal 2. Mortal Kombat 1 being on there because of its controversy not because of its quality, I have never seen anyone that actually thinks MK1 was a better game than MK2, most now say last years MK9 is the best in the series, and after all the patches it got (and the reissued Komplete Edition with all the patches and DLC already integrated into the game disk) I agree. Half-Life being on there but no Half-Life 2. The Legend of Zelda being above the FAR superior Ocarina of Time, yet A Link to the Past was above both (Link to the past was number freaking 2), which was neither as revolutionary as either of those 2 Zelda titles and arguably overall just not as good as Ocarina of Time. All around a bunch of crap like that.

Then of course on the other end you have games like Halo 3 being on there over Halo Combat Evolved. God of War 3 being on there over God of War 1 or 2 (which is funny since most people seem to consider 3 the worst of the trilogy). Gears of War 3 being there over Gears of War 1. SSFIV over SFIII (SSFIV being on the list at all is bad enough), SSFII Turbo was the highest fighting game on the list FYI. Actually the only fighting games I remember was MK1, SSFIV, and then SSFII Turbo...oh the fail.

The biggest joke moment though came with game number 3, which was BioShock..... I don't think people that absolutely love BioShock would even say it deserves number 3 spot, hell I don't think anyone would even say it's best game of this gen. In terms of shooters of its type, Half-Life 2 (still can't stop facepalming over Half-Life 2 not being on the list, at all), Half-Life, System Shock 2 (also not on the list), Deus Ex (even if it's RPGy), and others all deserve to be above it, well above it, WELL WELL ABOVE IT.

Oh Final Fantasy VII was the only Final Fantasy game on the list, which also goes in with them adding games they think people want to hear. To follow that comment of them putting games thiney think people want to hear, Kingdom Hearts 1 was also on the list. Okay I like me some Kingdom Hearts but come on! When I look at the list of RPG's not on the list, that should be on the list, then see Kingdom Hearts did make it there is a great big UGH. Shockingly no Dragon Age Origins was on the list, yet Mass Effect 2 was (ughs, ughs, ughs).

Anyway in case you're wandering what was number 1 on this pathetic list, it was Super Mario Bros. :roll:

Since I'm sure your eyes are bleeding from reading this crap list, I finally found one of my favorite Noel images, that I have posted on here before, but the clear version without the stupid sample over it. So I will post it, to help your now hurting eyes.

Sexilicious I know.

Not sure if even Noel can help your bleeding eyes, and the headache from all the facepalms, but it will have to do.