This blond goes into a bar and orders three drinks and sits over in a corner. she takes a sip of the first, a sip of the second, and then a sip of the third....this continues for about thirty minutes when the bar-tender interested as to why goes up to her and questions her about her unusual action....
"oh," she replies, "My two sisters and I used to come out to the bars every night and just talk between the three of us but now that they are all married we can't do that anymore. So this is sort of a thing I am doing to remember the good old times..." Understanding the bar-tender goes back to his work intrigued by her dedicating to tradition....
Every day for about a month the blond does this when one day she goes in, orders the three drinks, and sits in her corner as she always does....but this time she takes a sip of the first, a sip of the second, and pushes the other aside.....
"Oh I am so sorry," the bar-tender says going up to her saddened..." I am so sorry to see that a sister of yours has passed away..."
"oh I haven't lost any sisters..." the blond says assuringly, " I recently got married to a pasture and I don't drink anymore..."
(I don't have anything against blonds so please if you are don't take offense because my best friend is blond)