I swear that I will flip small children over if I see any of the following in this new 2-D Sonic game:
Ready? Here's my list:
1) Shadow- If this S.O.B. is ANYWHERE near this game, little Andrea is going to be thrown from the rooftops by her pigtails because this f-in Hedgehog is plagued ENOUGH Sonic games with his appearances. He is an atrocity to video games and his personality makes me want to reach through my television is wring his skinny neck. Yes, folks, Shadow infuriates me to the n-th degree.
2) Silver, Rogue, Gamma (radiation), Big the Cat, Jet the Hawk, etc (minus Amy- as long as she's in the game in the same way she was in Unleashed, I'll be okay with that): See above.
3) Tails BETTER NOT be regulated to the engineering role he's been accustomed to recently. Make the dude a PLAYABLE character. Same goes for Knuckles- quit making him a "meathead" and let him be playable like Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
4) Princess Elise. I actually liked Sonic '06 (once I got passed all the damn load screens and obnoxious amounts of glitches) but beastality is not for me.
5) Eggman. I want Dr. ROBOTNIK back.
That pretty much sums up my list.
Now, it shouldn't be too hard to make a 2-D Sonic game with beautiful environments, layouts, and overall graphics. Look at Muramasa. That game is simple AND beautiful AND buckets of fun.
It may be misplaced, but I have faith that SEGA can produce a Sonic game that has his comrades (I actually might allow Blaze to be playable because she's not too bad, but Knuckles and Tails (with Tails following behind Sonic like in the past) is an absolute neccessity), a story (WITH NO DIALOGUE) and is a "Point A to Point B" with variable-pathed platformer with plenty of speed and... GASP, platforming!
With all this said, becuase I love Sonic so much, even if the game sucks (i.e. Secret Rings and Black Knight) I will be first in line to pick this game up on it's release date.
P.S. No small children or animals were harmed during the typing of this response.
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