Just when you think life is mundane you go and see a new story such as this...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

I'm just glad that wasn't my scooter covered in Whale intestines. Somebody is going to have a bad day. I've cleaned a lot of crap out of my motorbike, but never Whale guts. And I'd be hard pushed to think of a situation where I'd ever need to. Then again, I bet that's what the owner of the moped thought.