...and Oktoberfest is knocking on my door! EEEEKK!!!!
For the best few years, I've sworn not to go to Oktoberfest...and for the past few years, I've gone anyway. *shivers* Truly terrifiying. Moving on...I discovered that I ascended to Level 3 and am now a Mediator. I've never been happier in my life! Now, I may not know exactly what a Mediator is, but I'm sure it's important! Don't shoot me down for my lack of knowledge!;)
Sometimes, you have a day when all you really want to do is sit back and relax. Other times, you want to mow everyone in your immediate vicinity down with a plethora of gardening tools. Guess which day I had? I had gone to a few stores, picking up the neccesities:food, games, missiles...I never expected to face this kind of horror.Everywhere I turned there was someone else standing in my way. Old people, five-year olds, undead employees...all aiming to ruin my day. All shuffling along like zombies. All standing around. I ran, but couldn't escape the terror...the checkout line was full of them. I payed for my items and ran...in the parking lot there were even more...I think we have a D-Size outbreak on our hands. Pick up your shotguns, we're taking back our planet.
All this zombie-ness led me to form a theory, I call it the NPC-Effect:People only exist to get in your way and foul up your best efforts. Be on the lookout for the undead in your lives, and see if the NPC-Effect can help you...I'm sure I'll see loads of it when I cave and got to Oktoberfest.