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Having just read the current story about Resident Evil 5 on the main page, I have to say I'm dissapointed. Don't get me wrong: I loved number 4. It just seems that Capcom are taking everything in Re4 and reskinning it. While co-op is always good, I don't want to order around an AI partner when my friends aren't playing. Hopefully this...Sheva...will be less stupid and whiny than Ashley was. The scenarios they described were lifted almost entirely from Re4. Pushing cabinets in front of windows? Come on guys. It seems the more I hear about it the less excited I get. Stay in the sun too long and you'll see mirages? What?

As promised, here's Seamus McFury's punching bag, The Colonel.