Well, it's April Fool's day (lol at GameSpot homepage news; the Fable one almost got me), so I suppose I should make some believable **** up and then laugh in your faces when you take me seriously.

Oh! Wait! I already did!

Zack isn't my boyfriend. In fact, he isn't even a tangible being; he exists in my imagination and in a story I'm writing. That's it!

One of you figured it out, though. Damn it, Teenaged, do you have any idea how much thought goes into my pranks? :x