Okay, so it's not a real conspiracy, but it has "conspiracy" in the name.

I find myself more and more stressed out at Christmas time as I get older. I see all these commercials peddling the newest piece of **** nobody will care about in a month and hear all this whining about grocery stores saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" and see all these screaming little brats who can't fathom not getting everything they want that I just wanna scream. Christmas has turned into nothing but Valentine's Day 2.0 in that it's nothing more than a corporate sham to make more money.

Is it September yet? Yippee! Christmas stuff for sale in stores!

All people seem to care about anymore during Christmas is whether or not Mommy got them an HDTV or a new iPod. This ultra-materialistic bullcrap really gets to me.