I just got back from seeing The Dark Knight. It's 10:11 PM, and I'm sitting here, at my computer, staring at the screen, trying to think up a long, succint review that not only captures the gist of the film, but my opinions of it all in one fell swoop. And I decided that I can do all that with just four simple words. So here it is; enjoy my spoiler-free review of Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight:

It was freakin' awesome.