In school the other day, students in my cIassroom would not zip their lips. Seriously, the teacher was talking, assigning new homework and everything (but the dumbasses wonder why they never remember assignments), and nobody could hear over the constant and LOUD jibber-jabber. One of the students (a good one) even flicked the lights on and off, and STILL nobody would stop talking! Like it didn't even happen!

So I cupped my hands around my mouth and screamed "SHUT THE **** UP" at the top of my lungs.

First, they obeyed. Then a few laughed (including my teacher, who said he'd never forget that). Then we got our homework assignment and we left.

Seriously. For the students out there: when in cIass, shut up. Nobody cares what you have to say until cIass is over.

Also, the first date with Zack went great. He's such a nice guy. We went out to see Watchmen; he hadn't seen it yet. Poor guy got queasy with the elbow scene (for those who haven't seen it. . .you will).