And now, to demonstrate the intricate depths of my overwhelming hatred, I'm going to explain in detail why I hate this topic, thus bumping it and keeping it alive longer.

I mean, seriously, there are soooooo many topics on this one issue, and you know what? They never die. And what's more, every time I see one of these topics, I get this irresistible urge in my fingers to click on it and post in it every single time, and that takes up my precious Internet porn time!

And it's not like the material in these threads is ever good. I mean, it's always the same, generic, lethargic, pedantic, and genuinely not good arguments and opinions followed by trolls and disruptive posters. There is absolutely no intellectual or entertaining content to be found in these topics, and it makes me so mad that whenever I see one I take a bite out of a kitten.

Not that I care. I really don't care at all about this topic or its presence; I just feel like telling everyone the depths of my apathy in a long post that bumps the topic up to the front page and leaves it alive a little longer. Because, after all, what good are my opinions on how little I care if you can't see them?

Though sometimes I need to make my own topic to talk about how much I hate this topic, because my topic usually has better material and is much, much more enlightening than the crappy topics I don't care about at all.