I have discovered a wondrous euphoria that makes sex seem like a day-long wait at the doctor's office for your prostate exam. And I found this beauty at KFC.

Yes, Kentucky Fried Chicken has managed to reach Heaven, cut off a part of it, stuff it into a bowl and slather it in gravy. I am of course speaking of the KFC Famous Bowls, with bites of chicken on mashed potatoes covered in melted cheese, corn and gravy.

Yes, I am aware of the fact that it looks like vomit. But the taste of this food more than makes up for how it looks. It's a small bowl, but I can go in there starving, eat a single bowl and come out about to burst. These things fill you up very fast.