Here's the deal:

If you have not voted already, you will vote now.

When you vote, you will vote for Mario.

If you vote for other than Mario, I will raeg on you like noone has ever raegd before.

If you do not vote at all, I will still raeg if Mario loses, which he will if you do not vote (meaning you will be held personally responsible).

So stop reading this blog and go vote. Do not make me raeg. You wouldn't like me while I'm raeging.