Once there was a woman named Labellierannastia, who was married to Bob. Bob, being a typical man, was cruel and vicious to Labellierannastia, raping her daily and slapping her every other week. This made Labellierannastia sad. So one day Labellierannastia went up to her room where she waited for Bob's male injustice to impose its will upon her, and she aimed a firearm at his temple, but when she fired, the gun exploded, killing her instantly. The end.