Well, I think I've come to a decision for the two issues I posted about a while back.

First, I'm giving up celibacy.

Second, after visiting a church and corresponding via email with some friends and professors of mine, I've decided to join the Episcopal Church. There's one just fifteen minutes away, and the people there are extremely nice. Unfortunately, the Diocese in my area (which is pretty much a third of my state) doesn't bless gay marriages, so I'll have to find somewhere else for that if/when it ever comes to it.

So there we go. I had my very first communion today, and it was wonderful, though hot as can be; the church is 130 years old and has no air conditioning.