This was my most recent Omegle conversation.

You: Hi
Stranger: meh
You: Ho-hum.
You: t's so-so.
You: Yes, I agree on the adequacy.
You: As do I.
You: Me too!
You: Shut up, nobody asked you.
You: But my opinion matters!
You: No it doesn't, woman, now go make me a sammich.
You: **** you, I got bigger balls than you ever will.
You: That's what he said.
You: Oooh, she burned your ass!
You: Shut up, Mark!
You: You shut up!
You: No, you shut up!
You: No, you shut up!
You: Why don't YOU ALL shut up!
You: Who aksed you, dumbass?
You: "Aksed"? At least dumbasses can speak.
You: Moran.
You: homo
You: Wimp.
You: OK I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOUR ASSES, OKAY? I WILL KILL YOUR ASSES
You: Oh, like we've never heard THAT before.
Stranger: hi sorrry
You: Hi guys! What's goin' on here?
Stranger: wtf
You: I AM ABOUT OT KILL THESE MORANS
You: Ooh, threatening to kill everyone again, Georgie?
You: I WILL DO THIS TIME MAN! I WILL DO IT!
Stranger: how many people are one this one convo
You: Just me and my voices.
You: Hey! You're the voice!
You: No, you're the voice!
You: Shut up!
Stranger: do u have sicofrenia
You: No, but he does.
You: Shut up; I do not.
You: I WILL KILL ALL YOU ASSES DEAD
You: Shut up George.
Stranger: wtf
You: Anybody up for a round of Scrabble?
Stranger: yes im in
You: Oh, god, after Mark whined the last time, HELL NO.
Stranger: ok.
You: And who the hell are you?
You: Shut up! He's with me.
Stranger: im ur stranger u jerk
You: Are you on that website again?
You: No.
You: Yes he is! I saw him!
You: Shut up, woman!
You: What have I told you about going on that website and freaking out strangers?
You: Oh, I'm a big boy; I can do whatever I want.
Stranger: okk
You: You should join in, stranger. It's fun.
Stranger: r u a guy or girl?
You: Yeah, fun for HIM.
You: Oh, please, she's just mad because she's on her period.
You: Ah! Shut up!
You: You shut up!
You: No, you shut up!
You: I know how to get us to shut up!
Stranger: i need a boyfriend
You: *Makeout frenzy*
You: Hey, can I join?
You: No, Mark.
You: Why not?
Stranger: r u a guy anyone?
You: Because you're gay.
You: No I'm not, you are!
You: Dumbass, I'm bi.
Stranger: ima chick
Stranger: be my boyfriend?
You: I'm taken. But he might.
You: What! No! I'm the gay one, remember?
You: I was TALKING to Mark.
You: I GON KILL YOU ALL AND EAT YOUR CORPSES
You: George is available too, stranger.
You: ITS GON RAIN
Stranger: ok
Stranger: letme talk to george
You: All right.
You: WAZZAP
Stranger: hi babe
You: YO. YOU WAN BE KILLED?
Stranger: no
You: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL; I WANT KILL SOMEONE!
You: No, George! Don't sign out--

You have disconnected.