Splinter Cell: Conviction, the latest installment in the awesome Splinter Cell franchise, has been delayed. Again.

Okay. *Twitch* No biggie. *Twitch twitch* I can ding-doodily-diddly-daddly-oodly-foodly AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHGHGHGGH!!!!!!!

WHAT THE ****, UBISOFT?! 2006! TWO-THOUSAND-****ING-SIX!! That's the year SC:C was ANNOUNCED, goddamnit, and it has been FOUR--count 'em, FOUR, one, two, three, four potato FOUR--years! We WERE PROMISED FEBRUARY, damn it all! We were told, "Okay, we're gonna stop dangling the carrot in front of you and really put it on February this time." And when we got so close, sooooooooooo cloooooooooooose you can almost smell Sam Fisher's old guy scent, closer than we ever got before, they yank it away again and go "Hahajustkiddingit'sinAprilsuckers".

HULK SMASH