Misogyny
Terrorism
Corrupt government
Burned toast
Windows 95
Freezer burn
Twilight
Cancer
Global warming
Attention Deficit Disorder
Glitchspot
Mods
Hair in my soup
That mole you need to have checked at the doctor's office
Male pattern baldness
Salmonella
The WBC
The WB
Tom Cruise
The cancellation of The 4400.
Bad LOST episodes
Tooth decay
Gout
The common cold
Your little snowflake's F in English
RuPaul
The Legend of the Seeker
Deity_Slapper
Ulysses
The Haiti earthquake
High gas prices
AIDs
Kanye West
The Eye of Argon
Walls of text