You PC geeks, boy you really got this scene cornered, dontcha? Spending upwards of $2500 for a custom built gaming rig so so can max out the resolution on Mass Effect. Are you really getting a better experience? There you are in the same boxer shorts you've had on since 3 days ago in a battered office chair with one missing armrest. Your little sister is hollering at you to get off the computer so she can e-mail Emily and you mother keeps yelling down the basement doorway about getting a job. Sounds peacefull. I know that you are a gaming elitest, you want the best, why should you deny yourself a $900 graphics card? Life choices are all about sacrifices and the fact that you havent used deoderant or cologne since 2002, just proves what a HARDCORE gamer you really are. If those girls at the mall could only see your PC setup, they would be knocking your door down to get a piece of what you got going on. Oh and dont get me started on those fancy laser mouse setups specifically designed for FPS or that wicked Bluetooth headset that allows you to belittle your Pakistani opponent.......its all an addiction. PC's are your crack! There is life outside that door, air that doesnt smell like cornchips and sweat socks, that bright thing in the sky.....its called the sun. But dont stay out long, your pale skin will surely leave you looking like a disease infected ball bag.

The internet nowadays! It never surprises me how many lame/nerdy terms litter the message boards and forums. Sheep, cows, donkeys, mule trains, lemming drops, lol, brb, asl?..........just shoot me in the face!!!! And the BLOG, dont get me started....this is my ANTI-blog. Diaries are for women and dudes like Liberace. Do you really think I wanna read about your creepy feelings, opinions or what your life is about? No, No I dont and if you have read this far, just get out. Get out, I dont want any internet predators sizing me up for some kind of wierd kinky crap, just hit that back button and dont come back here again. What are you waiting for, mule? Just go, nothing to see here.

Jesus Christ all mighty and a bag of sour cream and chives Ruffles, some of you net nerdz creep me out!