Its about that time..........
by ThisCurse on Comments
You PC geeks, boy you really got this scene cornered, dontcha? Spending upwards of $2500 for a custom built gaming rig so so can max out the resolution on Mass Effect. Are you really getting a better experience? There you are in the same boxer shorts you've had on since 3 days ago in a battered office chair with one missing armrest. Your little sister is hollering at you to get off the computer so she can e-mail Emily and you mother keeps yelling down the basement doorway about getting a job. Sounds peacefull. I know that you are a gaming elitest, you want the best, why should you deny yourself a $900 graphics card? Life choices are all about sacrifices and the fact that you havent used deoderant or cologne since 2002, just proves what a HARDCORE gamer you really are. If those girls at the mall could only see your PC setup, they would be knocking your door down to get a piece of what you got going on. Oh and dont get me started on those fancy laser mouse setups specifically designed for FPS or that wicked Bluetooth headset that allows you to belittle your Pakistani opponent.......its all an addiction. PC's are your crack! There is life outside that door, air that doesnt smell like cornchips and sweat socks, that bright thing in the sky.....its called the sun. But dont stay out long, your pale skin will surely leave you looking like a disease infected ball bag.