So I tried getting on TV.com for the first time in months. Turns out my password preferences haven't changed much. I'm still using the same damn passwords for all my sites.

LOOK AT ME I'M CREEPING.

Am I creepy yet?

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In other news... (*insert me looking at the last date for my journal...* ... *insert me staring blankly*) Wow, it's been a year! Holy sh*t!

So much has changed.

For example! I'm a sophomore for now, but of course I won't be for much longer! There's only like... twenty school days left?

I have an F in English. How the hell am I failing my birth language?

Question for later, I suppose.

I've been accepted into the Early College program, a program that allows College ready Sophomores to earn college credits during their Junior and Senior years. Not sure if I'm going to be able to do it, considering we have to pay for each credit and my family is FREAKING poor.

Not just poor.

FREAKING poor.

*spams you all with a long journal after forever and ever*

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*goes back to creeping*

Last full day of school today! I really wish that something could be done for real time travel so I can just skip the rest of this day. Then it's a three day weekend and then FINALS Dx Two days of pure unadulterated terror that include three tests a day at a minimum of fifty questions *Math* to a maximum of 150 *Science Holy Sh!t*

Someone save me from the terrors of finals and bring me to the sweet oblivion of sleeping in and summer vacation. *dramatic*

Or at least tell me where I can get some good time machines so I can help myself and my friends.

Moving on to more pressing topics.

OMG I got a fictionpress account after much deliberation. Still trying to write something... Anyway, gotta go to class Dx

There's a stray cat hanging around the back of our house and she's a little BEECH! I've chased her away no less than five times, and each time I chase her away she scratches me. I think one of the scratches might be infected.

In other news, HOLY SHEET IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS.

Yes I just now realized that.

Anyway, I'll have been a part of TV.com for over a year by now!!! OMG I can't believe it.

More news, Rhiana (new best friend xDDD) had a hole in her jeans on Friday, right next to the zipper. I teased her all day on having a "holey crotch". :lol:

Her Ex-Boyfriend, Max, flirted with me and I put him in his place soundly. :twisted: YER NO MATCH FOR ME, MAX!

Her Girlfriend, Katy (yes, she's bi) and I have had fun discussing the stupidity of Max. :P

Ashlynn and Veronika have crossed the line from crazy to demented through many very entertaining slews of incidents, including Ashlynn bra flashing everyone repeatedly and Veronika "losing" her NDS stylus that was sitting IN HER HAND.

That's almost as bad as when I "lost" my cell phone; I called Rhiana and we were talking for like an hour and I forgot I had it up to my ear. :lol:

Me: Rhiana, do you know where I put my cell phone?! :o

Rhiana: Well, you're talking to me aren't you? :roll:

Me: ... oh. :oops:

Yeah. It was bad.

Anyway, while I was dealing with Max we were talking and she's all "Has he pulled the gorgeous card yet?" and I said, "Yeah, I told him his eyes were broken and he was going blind by looking at me." and she just sort of laughed and said, "That's so mean, that's nearly as bad as ME! I'm so proud!"

XDDDDDDDD I was all, "Yeah, he thinks he's a charmer and he's going to convince me to go out with him... YEAHHHH, that's not going to happen." and we laughed for a while.

ANYWAY. I hope yall have enjoyed the craziness that I'm known for. I'm not yet famous for being demented as Ashlynn and Veronika are, BUT... :twisted:

*MigraineHeadacheHeadImplosion* EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT POLITICS DAMNIT! I can't take it anymore and it's only been a day since it was announced that NO-*beep*ING-BAMA won!

GAHHH! *headdeskfacepalmanotherheadimplosion* Why couldn't it have been McCain? If it was then I wouldn't mind all the politics. FOR PETE'S SAKE PEOPLE, OBAMA *bastard* KILLS *hatred* BABIES! *is restrained by Faith and the others to be prevented from attempting to kill him*

HE KILLS BABIES! *screaming hysterically* HE KILLS THEM! HE IS A *beep*ING *beep* *beep* *beep*!!1!1!!!1!!111one!oneone!!1!1!!1! *crying*

I HATE HIMMMMMMM! *sobbing madly* HE'S A *beep*ER! HE'S A *beep*ING BASTARD AND I HATE HIM!

*is tied to the crazy chair and gagged*

Dudes, MY HALLOWEEN ROCKED! I got three pounds of candy from twenty seven houses! IN HALF AN HOUR!

So I spent Halloween hanging out with Ashley, Tori, Chase, and some of the others, and we all acted like dorks for the most part, singing Christmas Carols and howling... It was fun.

Well, if anyone wants to tell me about their Halloween, just comment.

http://tinaz12345.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Halloween-101728722

It's Morticia, the Goddess of Halloween!

Dude. My English Teacher gives us the BEST ASSIGNMENTS! We were instructed to, and I quote: "Create-a-god(dess) with their own personality to govern over something in the modern world that the greeks and Romans did not have a god for."

Isn't that just AWESOME?!

DUDE IT SO IS!

So any wayyyyy, onto other matters.

Me and my friend Ashlynn were having this random conversation about I don't remember what, and then we sort of just lull into silence.

Me: ...

Ash: ...

Me: *out of nowhere* Dude, God is a Cowboy.

Ash: O.O WTF? (we talk in letters... kinda wierd but that's just us)

Me: God is a cowboy, and, and, and Jesus is a ninja, and and and Satan is a bunny.

Ash: A bunny?

Me: And Hellsouls are PIRATES!

Ash: WTF R U ON?!

Me: DUDE! *laughs like a maniac* COWBOY VERSUS BUNNY: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL!

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Yeah... I'm an idiot and damn proud of it.

I totally forgot to tell you all how much I hate the new setup of TV.com.

GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE, TV.COM!

Okay, so I'm going to do a bit of advertising here...

Anyone who has ever heard of doing "Let's Play's" for different video games, I found this LPer who is currently doing a video game for the N64 called 'Conker's Bad Fur Day' on Youtube... His screen name is HeavilyArmedGypsy and he also goes by HAG.

My god the game is like, awesome. It totally PWNS!

So... yeah. Go watch his vids. He's a N00b to the N64 but he's still doing okay...

Yeah.

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I looked like a dork. -.-

But... At least I dragged Rhiana with me! She fell THREE TIMES! *Don't tell her that I "accidentally" pushed her on the third time...*

^.^

*shows off new braces*

THEY ROCK!

Anywho, I got them on the second, but as I'm not an active blogger like some of the people here, I'm only just getting around to this. I chose a light blue and a light purple for those little ring things that go over the brackets so you don't scrape your cheeks to oblivion =/

Been taking Ibuprophen (the Ghetto Tylenol! Yay!) twice a day: once at night before I go to sleep (so I'm not up all night =P) and once every morning just before I go to school. A few of my friends have braces too!

Alex: Had them for a year *heart*

Rhiana: Had them, got them removed, now have a retainer! =D

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But... anyways... what was I going to say... oh yeah! Today I got really bored in class and started drawing eyes that turned out REALLY good! Then, after I'd finished them, I started showing everyone the page and saying "You're being watched."

=D

Just wanted to update you all, I am BRACED FOR ALL VERBAL BASHING! (:lol: loving the brace puns right now!)

Brace Yourself, A poem by yours truly.

Tin Teeth
Train Tracks
Names that cause
My heart to crack.

Tin Teeth
Train Tracks
I've got them now
No turning back.

'Luminum Lips
Metal Mouth
Words make me
Want to frown

But when you say
"Nice Silver Smile!"
It makes me want to
Grin Awhile.

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AND GRIN STUPIDLY I WILL! =D

It does hurt though. Everyone says the first week is the worst, then you get used to it. Oh well. -.- I'll deal.

This update will self-destruct if you do not navigate away from this page in five... four... three... two... one... *BOOM*

*is esploded*

Double, double
Toil and Trouble
Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

Double, Double
Toil and Trouble
Fire burn and cauldron... BUBBLE!

SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES!

Yay.

It's September 1st, everyone! HOGWARTS YEAR HAS BEGUN!

(Interview with Daniel Radcliffe *in my head*)

Me: How's Hogwarts looking for year six?

DR: Looking good, actually. The scenery is really neat, and the others on set are awesome.

(Interview with Emma Watson *in my head*)

Me: Can you stand the wait for the movie to come out?

EW: Not really, no.

(Interview with Rupert Grint *in my head*)

Me: Any comments to the people who will be reading this?

RG: Peace! *peace sign*

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*I'm sneaking away* I can't believe I actually got interviews...

Security Guard: HEY! YOU'RE NOT FROM NICK MAGAZINE! *begins chasing*

Me: URK! Well, this has been an exclusive insiders look at everything! See you again in November when the movie comes out! (or in my next blog post, whichever comes first)