I went to a soccer game with my dad and up with my friend(Rob) and his dad(John). We watched the game ate some tiny pizza things( which happened to cost like 20 bucks each, seriously guys Da f**k!) and had a (generally) good time. At the end of the game we went our separate ways. I go home and everything is fine, until we get this call the next day. Apparently, Rob and John were in their car, trying to get out of the parking lot. And this drunk homeless looking guy comes out of nowhere and starts bangin' on the hood of their car. So John gets out of the car ( John grew up in NYC so he of all people should know better) So gets out the car and the dude beats the living f**k out of him. Then the dude pulls out a knife and stabs john right in the jugular or something and he dies immediately. Just kidding XD he didn't get stabbed, but he did get beat up, I swear..............

People apparently like to state the obvious; like I cant go anywhere without someone saying, "you're tall" or "your hairs long". And then I'm like " Oh gosh! thanks for telling me, I hadn't noticed". One time I hadn't seen this guy for while and when I did hes like "wow, you've grown alot, its kinda disgusting" what the f**k am I supposed to say to that? And then theres people who are always trying to get me to cut my hair. It's on my f**kin head so I can have it how I want (I have dreads btw). This guy says "you should cut your hair, you look stupid" then I say " you should go f**k yourself". Unfortunately, that dude was some kind of martial arts expert and proceeded to beat the s**t out of me.