(Note: This is not meant to be taken seriously. I really don't think math is evil, but I'm not that crazy about it.) Math-the one subject that many people hate, and with good reason. Why? Because it is EVIL!!!!!!! ...*Ahem* Anyway, here are 5 things that prove math is evil: 1. The fraction 2/3. *gets odd looks* Okay, allow me to explain. 2/3 is a repeating decimal, and the numbers that repeat in it are all 6's. You can take it from there. 2. The fraction 333/500. Why? It equals 0.666! 3. In Spanish, mathematics is matematicas. For short, they call it mates, like we call mathematics math for short. Replace the "e" in mates with an "a", and you have matas, which is one of the forms of the verb matar, which means "to kill". Coincidence? I think not. (Thanks to my Spanish teacher and an online dictionary for clarification for this one XD) 4. It gives headaches and other chronic health problems to those who can't handle it. 5. Why do you think teachers give us more math homework than anything? It's obiviously a tool of torture! And now...I gotta go! *runs out*