Christmas is coming up, so I thought it might be fun to make a parody of one of the most (in)famous Christmas songs to be used for parodies. This will be the short version because I'm lazy and it would be tiring to read through the whole thing anyway. Enjoy! On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Twelve benders bending, Eleven bison flying, Ten penguins sliding, Nine koifish splashing, Eight Kos face-stealing, Seven sungi horns blowing, Six monkey statues staring, FIVE GOLD PIECES!!! Four frozen frogs, Three lotus tiles, Two broadswords, AND A LEMUR IN A PEAR TREE!!!