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My favorite E3 quotes...and 'etc.' Mwahaha~

"...three quarters of a billion dollars..." - Sony CEO

^ Who says that? 3/4? It's 750 million you cocky bastar*. Tch.

"He's killing the hell outta those dudes!" - Random ODST in the Halo 3: ODST trailer.

^ A great source of amusement.

"...Final Fantasy XIV..." - ...

^ A f*cking mmorpg, again, like I really care. Have fun with that Sony, and you suck Squenix, who said they wanted another FFMMO? No one, oh, wait, the poor saps that forced themselves to enjoy XI, that's who. I knew it was inevitable, but quit giving numbers to MMO's. Didn't WoW show you that franchise MMO's don't need numbers?

After Sony's conference I have to say there wasn't really much there that I hadn't already seen leaked or announced. God of War 3 looks awesome! Yeah, we knew it would last year too, that's nothing new. As for Versus? Not a whisper. And The Last Guardian only looked slightly better in the trailer than the leaked video that surfaced a few weeks back. PSP Go? Cool, but I'm not looking forward to having two versions of the same handheld in order to play the complete library. Going digital for a console that is merely a new iteration and yet changing the software format is screwed up. The DS -> DSlite -> DSi did it right, they all use the SAME SOFTWARE. The cartridges. PSP -> PSPgo? One uses UMD and one uses digital download which results in people having to hang onto their old system. There better be a solution for that.

PSP Metal Gear? No matter what my friends argue, that is not Metal Gear Solid 5, Rick my friend, you lost the bet you poor sport. Psh. It looked cool and the trailer gave me a good laugh so no hard feelings there.

I dunno, the PS3 has some good features, and even I enjoy a good romp in inFAMOUS, but the conference felt less happy. Maybe it was the stupid motion sensing Wii-, I mean Sony wands. Yeah, way to have an extremely ugly tech demo Dr. Nerditron. Neat idea, but it's still a wand, and no one wants to play PS3 with a wand people. I know that doesn't sound cool at all to me. I could practically smell the money burned on a technology that developers will groan about when they realize it's increased the cost of their toolkits. Woo!

I'm being mean but I wasn't impressed...well, I did smile a bit and centaur gore...BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT! They announced that game last year you fanboys! Back! Back into the abyss with ye!