Two weeks ago, I said I'd be doing something to replace the SW Shout-Outs, at least until I had more time to write them. Well, here it is. Introducing the Fanbios, a list of System Warriors and what they contribute to SW.

The problem with the Shout-Outs is that I have to write a full blog post about another poster. In case you didn't know, that's hard. I'm amazed I got to eleven (not counting my own self-bashing Shout-Out). But I like writing them, because SW's an interesting place with very interesting people.

The Fanbios are basically going to be mini-Shout-Outs, and each week I'll add a few more to the list. This way, I won't have to write what seems like a novel for every fellow system warrior.

I also said two weeks ago that GUFU should prepare their flamethrowers. Here's why: I'm going to categorize this list by fanboy groups. That means each poster is going into a group, with (denies), (accepts), or (uncertain) next to their name. You will be opposed, you'll disagree, you may even be offended. But by TOS, I can and will do it.

Luckily, I prepared my flame shield, and since I know I'll have to defend this decision, I might as well now.

1: Fanboy means someone who is devoted to a console or company. Not vile filth spawned in the depths of Hades. I'm not insulting anyone.

2: I know I have a tendency to jump to conclusions on this issue, but I'll only categorize someone when I know what I'm doing. And yes, manticore will be an option.

3: If you're a fanboy and don't know why, look in the mirror. (A.K.A., your posts on SW.)

With that out of the way, let's get started. I have little time, so I'll start with myself.

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SHEEP:

Tsug_Ze_Wind (accepts) - Tsug_Ze_Wind is a supporter of fanboyism and is opposed to GUFU and its kind. He is a self-proclaimed veteran poster and wind spirit. He is also the Capo Bastone, A.K.A. Underboss, at SystemWars Bets, and is mostly found in that thread. He also created what you are reading, and can therefore say whatever he want about himself, but chose to keep it humble for the sake of a good first impression. By the way, Tsug is the best poster on System Wars.

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As you can see, I want to keep the humor and entertainment (and truth :D) of the Shout-Outs, just in bite-sized form.

Feel free to comment.