Yeah, it's the RROD. But wait, it's not. It's the looming specter of "maybe," the unsuccumbing deathbed, the speed bump to hell. Not one, not three, but two red lights.

With the two red light problem, I can play my 360. For a bit. Then, it'll shut down. If I clean it, it works for a bit longer, but still eventually gets the Two Red Lights of Injury.

With Halo, I can play, maybe, one Matchmaking BTB game. More on a good day. But I'll still turn it off long before I want to, because I fear that it'll crash, and I'll lose ranking for the dastardly act of quitting.

Okay, so send it in. But wait, won't they just give me a refurb anyway? The same problem may happen again, and I'll be back to square one. Plus, there's something iffy about shipping away my hard-earned data in a coffin. Plus, I can still play the thing. I'm a procrastinator, damnit!

Well, I guess I'll wing it for now. Clean it when I feel like playing, play in moderation, all that crap. If you see me on Halo and I quit in the middle of a game, well, now you know why.

Stupid thing.

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Did I mention my Wii runs perfectly? ;)