February is coming up soon. Anybody out there got games they're looking forward to getting? Anyone? No? Anyone?? Oh.... You! Yeah you! What are you looking forward to getting?
6 year old Boy: Devil May Cry 4.
Oh wow. You're looking forward that.. Well....
GD walks up to the little boy's face and screams*
Me: Wrooooong!!!!
Sorry about that. Kevin Spacey... I got that from him. Hey... Don't cry. Hey... Come on.... Look.... See that man? Want me to kill him?
*Kills man*
6 year old boy: Haha!
Ahhh. So death makes you laugh eh? Excuse me sir? Sir?
Man: Yes?
Me: Can I adopt him?
Man: Um.... No. Sorry.
Hmmm. Oh well. Alright then. Anyone else looking forward to getting any games? No? Ok. Well.... I'm not looking forward to DMC 4 but, I'm getting it anyway. Bro is interested in it. Raze may want a crack at it too. Other then that..... Dynasty Warriors 6. Oh yeah! Now I'm really looking forward to that. Word. Mainly this whole years though. Yeah! The whole year! Meaning, does anyone have any games their looking forward to getting this entire year? You!
Guy: Ahhhh yeah. I'm lost. I'm trying to get to church. Can you tell me where it is?
What the f*ck? Excuse me but.... What the f*ck?! *Shoves a dynamite stick in the man's throat.* *Man explodes* Now then, anyone else looking for church? Didn't think so.
Man: I'm looking forward to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots.
Cool. Very cool. You didn't have to say the entire thing, but cool.
Boy: I'm looking forward to Tekken 6!
Nice choice, lad. How about this... Everyone here. Raise your hands if you're into these games...
Army Of 2
Devil May Cry 4
Dynasty Warriors 6
Metal Gear Solid 4
Mercenaries 2
Tekken 6
*100 people raise their hands.*
Wow. Out of 100 people. I see you all raised your hands. I'm looking forward to those as well. I'm getting each game. Now then... Um, which game do you think you will benefit from the most?
Man: Well, I'm a martial artist so.... I'm looking forward to Tekken 6. I will gain the most from that game. You know, like, new moves and stuff.
I see. Interesting. What about you?
Girl: I will benefit from Tekken 6 and Metal Gear Solid 4. I'm really into martial arts. I'm trying to become a better fighter and whatnot. As for Metal Gear Solid 4.... You know... Well, there's just something about that game. It's very well done. Smart, and very nice looking. Plus, I've learned a lot of big words from that game. Haha.
Hmm, so have I. :D And you?
Woman: Well, I'm in the army. So I'm gain from Mercenaries 2 and Army Of Two. Actually, I'm glad you chose this location.
Yeah. I decided to choose this place to see if any army people were into video games. So, um... Yeah, gravy.
Woman: I'm out here. And yes, it's dangerous. I play a lot of video games back home. And...
Can you speed it up?
Woman: Um.... Well, I like army games. First-person shooters and 3rd-person shooters as well. Um, I think I will pick up some tips.
Word? Well I hope you enjoy the game. And yeah, stay alive out there. Well, next month, two games are coming out. Games that we all are looking forward to getting. So yeah. Whoo! Um ahh, I wanna thank you all for being here. The exit is to the left. Enjoy these skulls too. Yes, those are human skulls. Make sure you get one before you go. Thanks again....... Hmm, only a few snacks gone. A couple of oreos left. Guess I'll take the rest home and do something sexual with them. Hell, I don't know. Hey babe?
Raze: What?
Me: Was I good out there?
Raze: Yeah. You looked great.
Me: I was fiddling with my hair the whole time. *Waves his hair*
Raze: What the hell was that? You've got no hair to wave? Well, short hair yes. But still, nothing to wave. But, you did make that pink shirt work.
Me: Word?
Raze: Word.
Later....
*TD45 sees a commercial about marijuana.*
Me: Oh, that's bullsh*t! What about drinking? Drinking can make you burn your college degree. Kill you in an car, or possibly plane accident. But what do they say? Drink responsibly. Tch! Well then, why not smoke weed responsibly? Make some commercials like that. D*ldos.