So, you say, you received a PM  stating only the word "Foamy" and instructions to come here?  Good for you!  I do not spam and ONLY send this message to those I deem worthy to receive the sacred knowledge of Foamy.  Foamy can bee found here!  Do not attempt to resist the mind-warp!  You have been chosen.  Unless, of course, you are one of those "sensitive" people that get offended at the drop of a hat.  In which case, you can officially consider yourself "unchosen."  I will not make the same mistake.  Foamy does not want those who cannot take a joke!

And for those who just decided to check out my blog, and stumbled here.  You may proceed if you wish.  But be forewarned.  If you offend easily, Foamy does not want you!  Don't even think about continuing if you can't take some "bad language."  Also, Foamy does not take hate-mail, so that would be useless too.

All others who have already been touched by the Lord and Master Foamy, please feel free to leave your comments.

Supplemental Foamy may be found here.