Why do obvious fail trolls dance for my entertainment?

Why don't obvious fail trolls have jobs or brush their teeth?

Why do obvious fail trolls spend 5+ hours of their day in this same comments section? Aware me.

What's the maximum amount of dummy accounts you can create before you are considered a loser?

Why do fail trolls dance on my strings so easily?

Why do people argue with obvious fail trolls? Aware me.

Seriously why do you people argue with obvious fail trolls?

@BelaidKL This isn't trolling. Any monkey can say "HAHA this guy died." and people will get upset about it.

@VexxRed @deliman @Yatsukiii @dashboardman They are allowed.

I don't get the hype with half life 3. The first 2 were crap.