So after a hard day at work i had just arrived at home when my girlfriend met me at the door to greet me and tell me about her day with the kids. I told her that i really wanted to listen but i had to go drop a deuce first. She allowed me to do so knowing the urgency of the problem. While i am sitting there doing the deed my four year old daughter comes running up to the door and begins banging on it rapidly. "Are you going to drop us off at the pool Daddy?" , she asks. Given the circumstances, it hit me funny. I begin laughing uncontrollably and ask her what she means. She responds, "Your cousin called and Mommy told him that you couldn't talk because you were dropping the kids off at the pool!"

haha.... got to love parenthood!