Blog 314.
The song "Ultraviolet" by Alexz Johnson is awesome. It was on the season 4 premiere of Instant Star, I believe. Here's the link if you haven't heard it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et0lMowuH9A&feature=related
So, today at school basically sucked. This annoying kid Billy that I told you about was banging on his desk when we were ready to pray, which is very immature for an 8th grader! Then, I hate his guts, so of course, I had to say something. One thing you should know about me is that I will curse somebody out in a heartbeat. I said, "Billy, are you retarded?!" He's like, "At least I'm not a fruit," and turned around. Now, it was gonna look like a scene from the freakin' Matrix after I jumped over my desk and beat the crap out of him. But, I was just like, "Actually, according to some people (his best friend who is also bi), you ARE." His friend told me he is bi. He pretended he didn't hear me though. I was ready to crush his watermelon head. So, I devised a devious plan that I was unable to put into action. One of my old friends who doesn't go to my school anymore was going to call the new principal, pretending to be a lesbian, and be like, "This kid Billy in the 8th grade used homophobic slurs against me, and he was in uniform, so I figured I should call you." He would have gotten in trouble, and when she questioned him, he would have denied it, just like anyone else who gets in trouble. But my friend didn't think she could hold a straight face. I'll get him back somehow though. It sounds mean, but Billy ruined my life (long before today, I don't care about a little homophobic slur). I care about the fact that he might actually be one of the fruits that he's judging.
The moral of this blog: Do not screw with me. I may only be 14, but I'm one of the most clever people you will ever meet when it comes to revenge. ;)
Load Comments