And The Sky Roared
by War_Martyr on Comments
I awoke this morning, horrorfied beyond belief...why? Well, some dickhead Air Force pansy decides to fly his jet real low today, and scare the living sh*t out of everyone in my neighborhood. Seriously, when that noise erupted, I thought it was a demonic portal that opened up in the sky to reign down a thousand years of the unforseen apocalypse. That thing really did sound like the sky's womb being shredded apart and the beastly roars of a hundred demons sending their impending peril unto this world. I had to look out the window to make sure the sky wasn't red and deep fried angel bodies weren't hailing onto the ground. After realizing that it was an idiot, not an immortal, that started my chain reaction of increasing my hatred towards everybody, I go out and smoke a cigarette...which I would do anyway, even if the world was about to end.