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Insomnia

I've been up for almost two days straight...the other day, I was bouncing off the walls like a coked-up monkey with a hard on and haven't felt fatigue yet. I don't really know why, either. I just can't sleep. I've tried my damndest, but I can't keep my eyes shut for over 30 seconds. Normally I'd be worried, but my mind has officially snapped so bad that pokemon are dancing around me in circles singing the star spangled banner, Xena warrior princess is telling me to cook her dinner, and when I take a piss, I swear I see confetti pouring into the toilet. You see, the great thing about hallucinations is that once you've lost your concious mind, you can manipulate the physical world in any shape or form by mere thought.