War_Munger's forum posts

  • 13 results
  • 1
  • 2
Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#1 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

i Rofl'D

[QUOTE="aaronmullan"]EMO!! :P Joke.FamiBox

Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#2 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

Hartford- It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday

iam2green

I Lol'd

Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts
Yeah law number 22 is a big mad, ppl always blame farts on other people anyway
Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#4 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts
We have all heard of some pretty silly laws. Here are twenty-five of the craziest I have ever heard of. (With the exception of #25, I think it is an unwritten law everywhere...)

1. In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
2. In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
3. In San fransisco, it's illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
4. In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
5. In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. ( What if it's an ugly dog...?)
6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
7. In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
8. In South carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
9. In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping...
10. In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure...)
11. In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
12. In Pennsylvania, it's against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
13. In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise. ( I agree 100%! )
14. In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
15. In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
16. In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "unbathed"
17. In Calgary Alberta, there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
18. In Wilbur, Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse. ( but can you make faces at him? )
19. In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
20. In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)
21. In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.( even with the light on? )
22. In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
23. In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday)
24. In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel Swimmin Pools in 1979.
25. In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday...
Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#5 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

Why should Britney Spears get the death penalty?needled24-7

So Chris Crocker would make another video

Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

My mum buys mine lol

she dont. XD

when i get paid or when mine get to small

Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#7 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

Mine dont. im called war munger.. or i wont get peas with my fairy cake

[QUOTE="Wolf-avatar"]but my parents call me by my real name and not my username.Jandurin
WHY IS THAT EVEN SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE SAID. Lawl. My parents don't call me by my username, they call me by my real name. lolololol

Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#8 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

Lmao these are all awsome..

thanks dudes

keep em coming xD

Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#9 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

LMAO twas funny

oh yh the mirror thing... twas a joke

Avatar image for War_Munger
War_Munger

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

1

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#10 War_Munger
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

I enjoy these kind of jokes

im a guitarist and i have noticed ther isnt really any guitarist jokes (i like to laugh at myself ((Naked in the mirror)) lol ;) )

if u have any jokes just leave a comment xD

1) How do you know when your a baisist?

a.Your ugly

b.You can hold ur instrument by the strings without the fear of them breaking

c.Your little finger is stronger than your whole arm

2) How do you confuse a basist?

a. Detune a string but dont tell him wich one

3) A drummer decides to learn a new instrument.. goes to the instrument shop and says "Hey can i get that RED Trumpet and Acordian please?" The shop keeper says " Sure u can take the fire extinguisher but the radiator has to stay"

4) whats black and blue an lays in a ditch?

a guitarist who's said to many basist and drummer jokes

=]

  • 13 results
  • 1
  • 2